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  • flthere
    08-12 06:01 PM
    That wud be nice, even if they combine the fees :)




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  • rockstart
    08-12 01:41 PM
    Here is the memo that I recommend all folks who feel they have status issues to read carefully

    http://www.uscis.gov/files/nativedocuments/245(k)_14Jul08.pdf




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  • Sandeep
    01-23 01:53 PM
    To present our case, we need facts. Like for example

    -Drop in admissions/applications/exams for US universities
    http://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/senate/news/source/intnl.grads.pdf cites "constraints on visas and immigration" are among the reasons for the decline
    http://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20060106/a_students06.art.htm says "Rising U.S. tuitions, increased tension between much of the world and the United States and post-9/11-related immigration issues have all fed a decline in foreign student enrollment. So, too, has heightened competition from the rest of the developed world"
    http://www.aascu.org/policy_matters/pdf/v2n11.pdf also supports that on page 3

    -Number of people on H1-B buying homes
    http://www.census.gov/prod/3/98pubs/cenbr974.pdf

    -Evidence showing H1-Bs earn similar salaries/hourly rates, as rest of the industry
    http://judiciary.senate.gov/testimony.cfm?id=913&wit_id=475
    It is hard to determine the impact of H-1B workers on comparable U.S. workers. The only comprehensive effort to date, conducted in 2000 by the National Research Council of the National Academy of Sciences, concluded that the magnitude of any effect the H-1B program has on wages is difficult to estimate with confidence. The report noted that the effect, if any, may not be to depress wages and employment opportunities for U.S. workers but rather to keep wages from rising as rapidly as they would if the program did not exist. Another study in 2001 similarly concluded that if the H-1B program has any effect on comparable U.S. workers, the effect must be subtle because it does not appear immediately in the data.


    -Age Pattern of the Science and Engineering Labor Force
    http://www.nsf.gov/statistics/seind04/c3/c3s3.htm#c3s3l1a Absent changes in degree production, retirement patterns, or immigration, the number of S&E-trained workers in the labor force will continue to grow for some time, but the growth rate may slow significantly as a dramatically greater proportion of the S&E labor force reaches traditional retirement age. As the growth rate slows, the average age of the S&E labor force will increase.
    And later "Taken together, these factors suggest a slower-growing and older S&E labor force. Both trends would be accentuated if either new degree production were to drop or immigration to slow, both concerns raised by a recent report of the Committee on Education and Human Resources Task Force on National Workforce "


    I am also trying to gather information about the points given below

    - Number of H1-Bs becoming US citizens (when given a chance)
    _________
    - A $$ amount of value addition of H1-Bs to the US economy
    _________
    - Number of children that are US citizens from H1-B families.
    _________

    Any help in pointing to any articles etc that you may have come across is good. Please keep in mind that these studies should have stats in them and should be recent material
    Thanks
    Sandeep




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  • EB3June03
    06-15 04:55 PM
    I got an email from my lawyer who indicates the RFE is related to my medical missing from the 483 package we sent. I am pretty positive we sent it, but seems like USCIS has some way to firing a RFE.

    Anyway, my lawyer is asking me that getting a new medical done would be better as that is quick and more pratical. Don't know if that might be true.

    Any ideas for those who got RFE for medical?



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  • sandy_anand
    10-04 10:17 AM
    Here is a file for Chinese EB3 visa usage and WW EB3 visa usage from the same source. Again, same disclosure as my previous post :-). Thanks.




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  • azure
    03-20 12:34 PM
    Not sure....but here is a related link.

    http://domenici.senate.gov/news/record.cfm?id=251739



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  • akhilmahajan
    06-06 08:55 AM
    Gurus,

    When I filed/sent my Paper based I-131 - Advance Parole (AP) form yesterday I forgot to attach the photographs along with it. I just realised it now.

    Now what are the options I have. Will USCIS reject my I-131 - Advance Parole (AP) application packet and send it back or would they ask for RFE(Request for Evidence) of photograph.

    Or is it OK to send the photographs and mention the Alien A# .

    Has any body been through this situation before. I was planning on using AP for travel to INDIA in the few months now I guess I am in serious mess.

    Your help is much appreciated.

    If you dont mind, can you share what supporting documents you submitted.
    Thanks a lot.




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  • gc_chahiye
    07-09 04:25 PM
    ok.. what about july 2nd filers...have i filed or not filed?

    no. Do not count any I-485 filed in July 2007. Perhaps I should have changed that to "Filed 485 and have receipt" :)



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  • venky321
    07-19 02:08 PM
    It might have been okay if you had tried to transfer from H1 to H4 after a few months of being on the bench; but 3 years out of status lol.

    Talk to an attorney, file a DOL complaint against your employer; but if it comes out that you were out of status for 3 years, I think your chances are pretty bleak.




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  • mrane1
    09-06 01:50 PM
    Same thing happened to me... My wife received her notice first... I didnt receive it for almost 2 weeks after her... called USCIS... IO told me a FP was not issued for me at all, and I have to wait 30 days to receive it :mad:... checked my mail box the same day it was there!:D



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  • aachoo
    03-18 10:06 PM
    What happens if your W2 is higher then the prevailing wage? Like $22K higher?


    Look at my past posts. I asked this question some time back and people said it should be OK. I got an RFE and the lawyer did not seem to care that my current salary is much higher than the LC.

    -a




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  • Pineapple
    07-12 10:30 AM
    There is also a bill for introducing a flat tax. We know where that is going to wind up in the election year.. :D

    That is the point: It is an election year, and Mr. Tancredo wants to be president.
    Use your common sense, guys...



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  • meridiani.planum
    02-22 11:03 AM
    Hello I am on H1B visa, I am going to India, not to return to US, at least for 3 or 4 years. I wanted to know If my checking, savings account's in US Banks will be valid or not? If so until what period? When do my SSN will expire? I dont plant to open any new accounts, but I just want to keep my Bank accounts open, thats why. Please let me know.

    If the reason you are trying to keep the accounts open is because you want to maintain some money in dollars, one option is to open an FCNR account with some Indian bank (SBI for instance). They'll keep your deposit in dollars, and it also remains repatriable (in case you decide that you want that money when in India). The interest rates are also not that bad.

    Accounts without any activity are typically marked inactive by banks and they'll try to contact you about it (after ~2 years or so). One workaround is to do online transfers among the bank accounts.

    One thing though: your money will be earning interest in the US so you would want to ask a tax consultant whether there is any tax implication of this (ie. are you required to file a return)




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  • yganreddy
    09-16 12:11 AM
    Also I suggest to take an infopass and explain the situation to officer. Take a printout of approval mail and give a try.



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  • Legal
    07-11 04:58 PM
    Alabaman,
    It looks like you want to enjoy the freedom of expression
    of the country that you are trying to immigrate.

    Some stuck "moderators" may not like making fun of
    Representatives on this "public forum"

    regards,:rolleyes:




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  • Green.Tech
    07-18 01:39 PM
    Folks,

    Not to hijack the message posted by the OP, I have a question:

    If I file 485 at this time with EB-3 labor approval, can i still upgrade to EB-2 later with the same employer (after 485 has been filed). I understand that the employer will have to redo the PERM and 140 but is it doable? At what stage will I be able to port the PD from my EB-3 labor in that case?

    Anyone who has done that before? Ideas?



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  • Blog Feeds
    08-31 09:40 AM
    USCIS has released a new interim memo which clarified the method of analysis by USCIS officers that they must use in adjudicating Form I-140, Immigrant Petition for Alien Workers, filed for 1) Alien of Extraordinary Ability EB1A cases; 2) Outstanding Professor or Researcher EB1B cases; and 3) Alien of Exceptional Ability EB2 cases. The requirements for these types of I-140 petitions have not changed but this new method of evaluating the merits of cases may adversely impact those applying for immigration in these categories. This interim memo is a response to the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals decision in Kazarian v. USCIS on March 4, 2010. In the Kazarian ruling, the court held that USCIS was being too strict in deciding EB1A petitions by requiring extensive citation evidence and specific types of peer review work in order to meet the EB1A criteria. However, the court did rule that USCIS could consider evidence such as extensive citations in making a final merits review of the case to determine whether an alien is at the very top of his or her field.

    In essence, the new USCIS interim memo breaks the evaluation process up into two parts � 1) evaluating whether the applicant meets the baseline criteria for the immigration category and 2) determining whether the applicant�s evidence demonstrates the required high level of expertise for the immigration category. In the second part of the review process the USCIS will evaluate the evidence to see if, as a whole, it proves by a preponderance of the evidence that the applicant is at the very top of his or her field of endeavor. This article will explain how the evaluation will be handled for affected EB1A and EB1B I-140 petitions.

    For the first step in evaluating EB1A cases, the officer will check to see if evidence is provided to show that the applicant has met at least three of the following ten criteria:

    1. Documentation of the alien's receipt of lesser nationally or internationally recognized prizes or awards for excellence in the field of endeavor;

    2. Documentation of the alien's membership in associations in the field for which classification is sought, which require outstanding achievements of their members, as judged by recognized national or international experts in their disciplines or fields;

    3. Published material about the alien in professional or major trade publications or other major media relating to the alien's work in the field for which classification is sought;

    4. Evidence of the alien's participation, either individually or on a panel, as a judge of the work of others in the same or an allied field of specialization for which classification is sought;

    5. Evidence of the alien's original scientific, scholarly, artistic, athletic, or business-related contributions of major significance in the field;

    6. Evidence of the alien's authorship of scholarly articles in the field, in professional or major trade publications or other major media;

    7. Evidence of the display of the alien's work in the field at artistic exhibitions or showcases;

    8. Evidence that the alien has performed in a leading or critical role for organizations or establishments that have a distinguished reputation;

    9. Evidence that the alien has commanded a high salary or other significantly high remuneration for services, in relation to others in the field;

    10. Evidence of commercial successes in the performing arts, as shown by box office receipts or record, cassette, compact disk, or video sales.

    After the officer has determined by a preponderance of the evidence that at least three of these criterion have been met, he or she moves into the second part of the review. For EB1A cases, the second part of the review involves determining whether the applicant has achieved a level of expertise indicating that he or she is one of a small percentage who has risen to the very top of the field of endeavor, he or she has shown sustained national or international acclaim, and his or her achievements have been recognized in the field of expertise. This basically means that the officer will look at all the evidence as a whole and determine if the case is approvable. This new standard may decrease the number of approved cases since, by implementing this secondary review process, USCIS officers have the discretion to deny cases even if three EB1A criteria have been technically met.

    New Evaluation Process For EB1B Cases

    For the first step in evaluating EB1B cases, the officer will check to see if evidence is provided to show that the applicant has met at least two of the following six criteria:

    1. Documentation of the alien's receipt of lesser nationally or internationally recognized prizes or awards for excellence in the field of endeavor;

    2. Documentation of the alien's membership in associations in the field for which classification is sought, which require outstanding achievements of their members, as judged by recognized national or international experts in their disciplines or fields;

    3. Published material about the alien in professional or major trade publications or other major media relating to the alien's work in the field for which classification is sought;

    4. Evidence of the alien's participation, either individually or on a panel, as a judge of the work of others in the same or an allied field of specialization for which classification is sought;

    5. Evidence of the alien's original scientific, scholarly, artistic, athletic, or business-related contributions of major significance in the field;

    6. Evidence of the alien's authorship of scholarly articles in the field, in professional or major trade publications or other major media;

    For the second part of the review for EB1B cases, the officer will make a final merit determination on whether or not the applicant has, by a preponderance of the evidence, demonstrated that he or she is recognized internationally as outstanding in a specific academic area. Therefore, simply showing that two of the criterion have been met does not necessarily mean that the case will be approved. This, in turn, greatly expands the USCIS officer�s discretion in deciding which cases to approve.

    Prior to this USCIS memo, the evidence was evaluated only in the context of meeting the necessary criteria for each type of case. Now by adding a second �final determination on the merits� phase of review, USCIS officers have more flexibility in denying cases or issuing Request For Evidence notices even if the baseline criteria has been met. This memo essentially gives the USCIS officer wider discretion in adjudicating EB1 cases since it has added a new level of review which follows a fairly subjective standard. As a result it is very possible that immigration through the EB1A, EB1B, and EB2 Exceptional Ability categories will become more difficult than it has been in the past. However, due to the recent immigrant visa retrogression for people born in India and China, there is an increasing number of Chinese and Indians who choose to apply through the EB1A or EB1B categories rather than wait for visa availability in the EB2 category. Hence, we recommend to consult a qualified immigration professional before proceeding with EB1 and EB2 cases.




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2010/08/eb1_new_review_processes_based.html)




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  • same_old_guy
    07-05 04:32 PM
    You should be ashamed to use LC subs and bragging about it here. People like you are making the whole things worse. When you get your I-140 rejected you can start nagging about how unfair the system is !!




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  • RNGC
    07-01 04:36 PM
    The EM immigration is just a mess....Basically a bunch of congressmen discussed about it and created some rules!

    Labor certification is the most ridiculous thing! I-140, I-485 blah blah...., just like the sub-prime mortgage mess these are paper work mess created by US lawmakers. Their intention was good, but the in reality nothing makes sense. I wish the Immigration committe invites H1 people and discuss with them the real issues just like how they speak with businesses.

    I think, we should follow the EU way. Do all the stupid paperwork before you bring anyone to US. Once someone is here he/she should have a green card (atleast a temp green card). After 3 years, the temp card should be converted to a permanent green card. What is going on here is just "Modern day slavery"! H1 B people are exploited by Employers/Lawyers.

    We dress nice, have cars, sometime homes, but we also have a virtual (invisible) handcuffs which noone sees!

    I am just sick and tired!




    saibaba
    12-09 04:22 PM
    ... one on the cover letter of LC approval on top left, with job code and other details

    and other, on first page of original LC, bottom left, on the oval blue ink stamp that they put along with PD, LC officers signature and job code

    hi there:

    I don't have access to cover letter and in the other document which "Application for Alien Employment Ceritification" belong to US Dept of Labor, i'm seeing "dates forms received, Ind Code,occ code, Occ title"....in the BOTTOM RIGHT corner ....

    Is this the place you are referring to?




    ramus
    06-20 08:41 AM
    Just call your local AAA office and they will tell you everything.. Mostly they take photo in main local office.

    If you are plus member you get free 8 photos. I guess for regular member you will 6.



    Can you detail how to get the photos taken from AAA?

    Where do you need to go for the pics taken?



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